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There's Hydrogen and Helium Then Lithium, Beryllium Boron, Carbon everywhere Nitrogen all through the air With Oxygen so you can breathe And Fluorine for your pretty teeth Neon to light up the signs Sodium for salty times Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese CHORUS This is the Periodic Table Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali react agressively Each period will see new outer shells While electrons are added moving to the right Iron is the 26th Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get Copper, Zinc and Gallium Germanium and Arsenic Selenium and Bromine film While Krypton helps light up your room Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and... Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits Where Lanthanides have just begun Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium Neodymium's next too Promethium, then 62's Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium Ytterbium, Lutetium Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old Mercury to tell you when it's really cold Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy Radon, Francium will last a little time Radium then Actinides at 89 REPEAT CHORUS Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium Americium, Curium, Berkelium Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium Nihonium, Flerovium Moscovium, Livermorium Tennessine, Oganesson And then we're done!!
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You want to take on Mitosis? Let me get your diagnosis It says you’re half the man I am And all your raps are necrosis Yeah I’m so perfectly perfect In all my careful divisions Creating identical versions While you’re “Oh I’m so different” Don’t talk to me! You’ve been around the block too many times And your duplicate splitting is constantly spitting out Four daughter nuclei? Don’t be jealous cause I’m sexy And I got two sets of phases I like to mix DNA up When I’m entering my prophase stages! You’re like your parents kid Just like a clone You see this chromosomal genetic combination’s mine own! I’m independent My chromosomes don’t need any pairs At the end there’s only 23 So your mom and dad can share and make Life! Yeah I’m the one that Gives you your offspring Though my genetic variance can create arrogance DNA’s changing from New York to Beijing... Sure, if it weren’t for you I wouldn’t have kids But if I wasn’t here then you wouldn’t exist And those babies you keep bringing up? Awwww, real cute I’m the one that makes them grow So you can stop cleaning their puke!! You’re like telophase The only thing worth admiring is your cleavage I don’t want to give half of my chromosomes up What I’ve built in my nucleus is my achievement I’m like telophase too I like to kick back and unwind But I’m secretly Anaphase Pulling you apart from inside! I repair the whole body To make you grow big and strong If I wanted sex cells I would just ask your mom Hey – here’s a question! Maybe you have the answer Did you know you’re the main cause For a whole bunch of cancers? Yeah, your errors Cause a lot of conditions Ouch! Did that burn? Better call the physician Sorry! Can’t feel your burns As I can regrow skin I’ll repair tissue, build membranes To never let you in Whatever! I have Meiosis 1 And of course Meiosis 2 A way more complex process Making me way better than you Two successive divisions 4 perfect daughter cells Each one ends up haploid Is that your testes thanking me as well? And I was discovered first 1876 to be exact So I’m older and wiser than you And that is a fact My overabundance and detailed importance Makes me a bit more complex So my discovery required A lot more context I come from Walther Flemming’s Genius mind and observations Look at this cutie’s beard He’d give anyone stimulation Well one of my forefathers Had the hippest glasses and peach fuzz Gertwig was a hipster Before everybody was You see it’s me that makes the gametes So all of humanity can reproduce Gotta strive for diversity and progress So we don’t end up like you - a douche! Hey! Hey! Hey! Both our chromosomes Line up on the equator And we’re mostly stuck in interphase So let’s try not to be a haters When it comes to agreeing One thing we have at least is That both our epic journeys End in cytokinesis!
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released May 17, 2013

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